tumblife experience
when a teenage boy/girl thinks they know more about life than you because of something they read on tumblr.
tumblrite: why do you even smoke weed you filthy pig? you do realize you don’t need drugs to have a good time! why don’t you go rape an innocent woman? because that’s what degenerate male pot-smoking pigs do!
white male who needs to check his privilege: what the f-ck are you talking about? go somewhere else with your tumblife experience.
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