i fed underwater ravioli when i was at the aquarium.
having an extreme reaction to a minor problem or to something that may have already been solved. person one: i forgot my lunch today. person two: that sucks, want some of mine. person one: you don’t understand me, you -sshole. n-body wants to help me, and everything sucks and i want to die. person one: […]
when a person thieves your ideas and makes it their own hey suzie, wasn’t that your idea? yeah brah, that biznatch warholled my -ss!
- webster's dictionary
the first two words of a speech given by a complete tool. “greetings, faculty, parents, and fellow students. webster’s dictionary defines ‘graduation’ as…” any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words ‘webster’s dictionary’ on the cover. please go to the dollar store and grab me a webster’s dictionary.
whatever you use to clean up the c-m after a girl blows you and spits i wish that chick would have swallowed, so i didn’t have to use my favorite tshirt as the zamblowni
the act of engaging in behaviors specific to winter. this may include slowed movements but is, however, exclusive of hibernation. ellie: are chuckwallas wintertiming in november? joel: yeah, they actually brumate during the colder months.