tumblr syndrome
a developmental disorder acquired by spending excessive amounts of time on tumblr, characterized by simultaneous enlightenment and ignorance. due to its nature, it is extremely difficult to self-diagnose, as affected bloggers will dismiss the symptoms almost immediately after noticing them. those affected will write about the equality, value, and experiences that every human shares, while isolating themselves through a declaration of hate for everyone in the world.
incidences of tumblr syndrome include:
toinfinityandbeyond: “insert thoughtful insight here”
youvegotafriendinme: this (and/or) yes
toinfinityandbeyond: i just don’t f-cking like anyone
youvegotafriendinme: i’m a single, attractive, intelligent, remotely sane female from new york.
toinfinityandbeyond: no way. i’m single, attractive, intelligent, remotely sane male from new york.
youvegotafriendinme: were going to be along forever aren’t we?
toinfinityandbeyond: that we are.
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