tumblrbum
someone who devotes all their free time to tumblr.
frequently browsing tags related to their desires, and never pursuing them.
janet: she spends all day on tumblr looking at fitness posts, talking about all the weight she’s going to lose. but she hasn’t exercised in 3 weeks!
john: yeah she’s a total tumblrb-m
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