Tumblritis
the effect tumblr has on its “bloggers”. slowly they become more and more hipster, eventually reblogging meaningless photos of images of harry potter defeating a sparkling edward cullen or cats sleeping peacefully.
this disease is nearly almost fatal, turning even the most normal adolescent into a twilight-hating, hipster-esque, online-shopping, self-important -sshole.
the only hope is an intervention before it’s too late.
jane: what happened to beth? she used to hang out with us all the time.
terry: well, she got a tumblr…
jane: you don’t mean-
terry: yes. tumblritis.
jane: sh-t. now she’s going start wearing those stupid hats they don’t stay on your head right and those fake gl-sses.
terry: she already tried to convince me that stephenie meyer is a she-devil trying to steal j.k. rowling’s fire, who is apparently some type of messiah.
jane: f-cking tumblritis. it ruins people.
terry: it sure does.
inflammation of self to tumblr. can’t-get-enough-of-tumblr disease.
dude, i didn’t get to cl-ss because of tumblritis.
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