Tums
antacid/calcium supliment. used to treat upset stomachs, heartburn, acid indigestion. 10 calories, 3g of sugar, 800mg of calcium, 10mg of sodium.
child: my stomach hurts so bad :'(
mother: here, take some tums!
gender-inspecific indefinite pr-noun, used for a person rather than a thing – differentiated from “it” because “tum” does not depersonify/dehumanize the subject. used when the person’s gender is either unknown or indeterminate.
i ran into the new tranny from accounting in the men’s room – tum was washing tum’s hands.
a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire
belly fire? pound six tums and come meet us at the bar
s-xual innuendo which refers to deep penetration.
dude i gave that chicks some tums last night!
really?
yep she was like i feel it in my belly!
the term used when a personal innacurately calls another person a sm-t (sl-t). they are too naive to realize that “tums” is simply “sm-t” backwards. clearly those who use the word “sm-t” arent the brightest crayons in the box.
rude person: “you’re such a sm-t.”
awesome person: “oh yeah, well you’re a tums.”
rude person: “what does that mean?!”
awesome person: “if i weren’t a ‘sm-t’ maybe i would tell you.”
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