tuna hammer
a. s-xual maneuver in which the male slaps the v-lv-/v-g-n- with his p-n-s.
b. a nickname for the p-n-s in general.
a. she likes a good “tuna hammer” even more than i do.
b. great weekend; my tuna hammer is sore…
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