tuna power


a rare power help by only the filthiest of them all. tuna power. can be activated and deactivated when nec-ssery. make sure you remember to turn it off in the following circ-mstances:

when meeting hot d-ck

when at a job interview

feel free to charge up your tuna power when near the coast.

can be easily activated by violently opening your legs and saying ‘tuna power, activate.’

can be easily activated by doing the opposite.
yo look at that hot d-ck

megan ‘tuna power deactivate’
izzy ‘tuna power deactivate’

megan ‘sorted?’
izzy ‘sorted.’

(based on real events)

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