Tuna Trouble
when you’re travel eating tuna and you ain’t got no water that sh-t just b-lls up into unprocessable lumps of dry death in your mouth, can’t talk, can’t swallow. end result is you are moving your lips around like mr. ed and thats when you know you’re in tuna trouble.
like yesterday when i ended up in tuna trouble and now that i’m on dxm describing this to you. and you never guessed it i’m eating tuna, but got water this time!
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