Tuna Tune-up


the dreaded annual exam to the gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments
girl #1: i can’t get f-cked tonite

girl #2: why?

girl #1: tuna tune-up tomorrow

girl #2: oh then just do a lot of drinking instead

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