tunacrotchalocolus
met girl at club, go home with girl to hit it. take girls panties off and go down on said girl and started feeling ill right away; i then notice that girls v-g-n- is discolored in appearance and there is a white puss like substance oozing out out; not only that but girls v-g-n- smelled not fresh. v-g-n- looked and smelled like stale tuna. tunacrotchalocolus is what u will if u eat it.
man i should go see my doctor today, i think i have tunacrotchalocolus
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