tunaist


tunaism is the religion of worshiping the almighty tuna fish. this religion is practiced by at least one person.

you must eat a can of tuna daily and pray to the almighty tuna fish before each meal. tunaism is hopefully gaining popularity. it was started by one lone female in a small california town, once she decided the the tuna fish was the most beautiful thing in the world, and could help solve global warming.
a tunaist will often be see singing gospel songs while cradling a can of tuna close to their heart.

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