Tundra Rat
kendra tingmiak
a tundra rat is found in inuvik, nwt, canada. this particular rat’s name is kendra tingmiak and usually wanders the streets of inuvik looking homeless and otherwise dest-tute. the rat is female but scientists do believe that it could be a he/she or trans-gender rat that could quite possibly impregnate itself for reproduction due to it’s ungodly appearance.
the tundra rat mainly eats scr-ps of food found being the local roost restaurant as well as high concentrate alcohol usually stolen from a fellow consumer who has p-ssed out due to alcohol intoxication.
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