Tuner Late
the act of being so incredibly late that whenever you do arrive, you find one person from the group left alive and extremely hostile. the rest have been tortured, skinned, killed and eaten due to extreme anger and excess time to act on it. upon arrival you will become mad at said survivor for being irritated at your tardiness.
me: i’ve been waiting for howard for such a long f-cking time.
bob: when was he supposed to get here?
me: 6 hours ago. but every hour the rat b-st-rd tells me he will be here in 10 minutes.
bob: oh that clown f-ck is tuner late!
me: (wielding shotgun) let’s go egg his car.
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