Tungsten Star Lesbian
tungsten star lesbian-
a lesbian who, having been pressured into a mom (multiple orientation marriage), and having been married to only one man for no less than 15 years.
unlike platinum, gold and silver stars whose metals are “pure” and “soft”, tungsten is the strongest metal able to withstand most any environment.
many tungsten stars are extremely emotionally strong due to the fact of being in a mom, going through a divorce and becoming reestablished in the lgbt community.
a t-tle of honor.
see also t-tanium star
frank: ” mary’s got a girlfriend?! she was married to jacob for 17 years.. what is she bis-xual?”
friend: ” no she is a tungsten star lesbian.”
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