tunnel minded
tunnel minded is kind of like closed minded. except tunnel minded is like a one-way mind. kind of like a tunnel. that goes one way. so tunnel minded is an adjective which means a mind that only thinks in one direction and will not be changing the direction or open a new opening anytime soon.
“hey sam, what came first? the chicken or the egg?”
“i think the chicken. what about you tommy?”
“i can’t make a decision. i see both sides of the argument and i just can’t think…..”
“it has to be the chicken. whoever says the egg is stupid.”
“don’t be so tunnel minded, sam!”
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