tuoyo


tuoyo’s are those who do not pay you back and still expect respect
he also laughs a lot
tuoyo: “hey can i have 10¥ for an ice cream at the pta store? i’ll pay you back!”
jaap: “sure!”
(two days later)
jaap: “hey can i have the 10¥ back?”
tuoyo: “tomorrow, dude.”

…tomorrow never comes, according to tuoyo

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