Tuppen
a most beautiful and wonderful person, very attractive and secretly amazing at s-x. that one person you would do anything for or to get, fun to be around and generally amazing. the indisputable pinnacle of compliments.
scr-ppy: “she turned out to be a complete tuppen, im glad i got her in the end”
cj: “i am glad, gotta get me one of those”
tuppens is a slang name for your various body parts, especially private parts. commonly referred to when cleaning is required. referenced to when others are around.
example 1:
friend 1: “let’s go out and do something, are you ready to go?”
friend 2: “ok, but i have to wash my tuppens first” (= ok, but i have to take a shower, which includes cleaning my private parts)
example 2
kid: ” mom, i am tired”
mom: “ok, wash your tuppens and go to bed”
tuppens hoo hoo privates p-n-s vagigi v-g-n-vagigi cooch
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