turtledoving
turtledoving is when, in a fighting game, you alternate blocking and moving to quickly and safely advance towards the enemy. it is very effective as you are like a moving fortress that -ssaults the enemy with ultimate defense.
my friend is very good at turtledoving into kano’s x-ray in mortal kombat
b-tt f-cking on the delaware boarder, as made popular by that tw-ngy bama song. anyone with a d-ck and an -sshole can turtle dove, although f-gs have made the term most popular.
you went turtle doving on the mason-dixon line last night?
yep, i b-tt f-cked him right there on the delaware boarder.
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