Turat
(noun)a slang term for a man’s genitals. derived from the tagalog slang for p-n-s, ‘t-ti’ (sometimes spelled ‘t-te’), and the slang for t-st-cl-s, ‘burat’ (boo-rat). etymology: first quarter of 2009, a flamboyant resident of spanish-italian-american-filipino ethnicity had a mildy popular claim to popularity due to the size of what his friends called a huge “turat.”
“would you look at the size of ethan’s package? he definitely packs a large turat.”
adj. short for altura, to be high or stoned, blae, or muy, faced even
“let’s get turat boys”
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