turban dictionary

a dictionary used to doc-ment middle eastern slang.
i would be completely lost reading turban dictionary.
widely mistaken for urban dictionary but is actually an entire glossary of words that are linked, similar and ryme with the word turban.
thomas: what the f-ck? why hasn’t urban dictionary loaded?
james: look at the url. you put in turban dictionary.
thomas: oh yeah, lol!
what it will be called after urban dictionary is taken over by sikh terrorists.
i submitted an entry to turban dictionary and those -ssholes didn’t accept it. probably because it wasn’t about turbans. -ssholes.
a putative web site boasting a collection of slang terms pertaining to the unseemly aspects of arab culture, history and mores.
“that d-mn camel jockey who runs the circle-k tried to jew me out of twenny cents,” lenny complained morosely, oblivious to his own hilarious conflation of ethnic insults.

“hwat’s that?” cletus asked absently, performing phallometry on the brothers’ pit bull with a rusty tape measure.

“what, camel jockey?” asked lenny. “it out yer turban dictionary. and i tole you not to talk like a f-ckin’ hwetard!”
urban dictionary for iraqis.
“i cannot understand all of these cool websites written in english. oh well, best check up on my turban dictionary account.”
urban dictionary for the sikh community.
“h-llo mr singh, what are you up to tonight?”
“h-llo mr kaur. i have to get a phrase published tonight at turban dictionary.”
“good luck with that. i hope it p-sses the turban dictionary peer review.”
“me too.”