Turbo Bang
when a quickie just isn’t fast enough. while a quickie may last 5-10 minutes, a turbo bang is a max 2-3 minutes from start (clothes on) to finish (clothes back on). it is the essence of a man channelling his inner two pump chump in order to get the job done in the most efficient manner possible due to time constraints or extenuating circ-mstances.
pedro: come on honey we’ve got to go or we’re going to be late.
lila: but i’m need some lovin badly right now. don’t we have enough time for a quickie?
pedro: a quickie? no chance. we’ve got to leave in 5 minutes.
lila: what about a turbo bang?
pedro (looking at his watch): done!
-verb.
1) the act of vigorously and unrelenting coitus.
that’ll be useful when you’re turbo banging his wife.
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