when people openly have cyber s-x on twitter, not in the dm’s (direct messages)
@douchebagguy: oh @hotchick i wanna feel your monkey sauce all over me
@hotchick: oh yes @douchebagguy you feel so good inside of me -moans-
this is a man and women engaging in tweets-x
twestify: verb. to testify on twitter. offer respect and complete agreement with a statement made in 140 characters or fewer. bill: “that #rebecca black sure goin t b hot wen she grown up!” ted: ‘twestify dat!’
twitter + gibberish = “twibberish”, or pretty much anything in my twitter newsfeed. twibberish: ff fomo yolo scoda tbt instagood fml , etc.
avoiding two people at the same time to get some needed alone time. as it always seemed that sandy got into trouble when she went out with jenny and teri, she decided it best that she “twiceolate” herself from both of them.
an insult-often used between siblings as a term of affection. hey twip mom wants you to haul -ss and get your laundry downstairs what a wabbit takes when he wides in a twain. wabbit takes a twip in a twain. celebrity tweeters who don’t tweet fans back. tw.i.p @johnstamos. your tweets are dead to me. […]
- twitchy wink syndrome
a syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every sunday morning. the condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the sat-rday night before… usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using im desperately seeking a female to cyber with. haha just because you got twitchy wink […]