Turbo Cider
turbo cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. the main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get p-ssed on – and thus it is commonly frowned upon by ‘proper’ homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.
the process of brewing a turbo cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. a drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name “turbo cider”.
julian: man, this cider is proper sk-nky stuff. it tastes like absolute cack!!
tarquin: i know, right! it’s some turbo cider i did at home… it’ll get us wrecked though!
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