Turbo Jam-anda


a deadly master of the turbo jam workouts; someone that can turn a peaceful workout video into a session of ipv (intimate partner violence); a gnarly t-tle used to refer to or address amanda the boo beating body builder;

a pattern of physically, and/or emotionally abusive behaviors used by one individual to -ssert power or maintain control over another, in the context of an intimate or family relationship.
turbo jam-anda says “it aint easy being a body builder”

guns don’t kill people, turbo jam-anda kills people!

turbo jam-anda invented pain!

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