turbo-retarded
when “r-t-rded” just isn’t enough. people who are turbo-r-t-rded make blondes look like geniuses. a person who blunders every now and then may be called “r-t-rded” by their peers, but it doesn’t mean they are a complete waste of sp-ce.
people who are “turbo-r-t-rded”, on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
everything they touch turns to sh-t.
every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
every “though” that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
you can’t even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you p-ssed.
person 1: “hey there’s a party going down. you going?”
person 2: “alright, who’s going?”
person 1: “mark, anthony, cristy, john…”
person 2: “nope.”
person 1: “what why?”
person 2: “i’m not going if john’s going. he’s turbo-r-t-rded.”
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