Turbo Shit


a sh-t that’s forced out of the -ss by a fart.
after a night of cheap beer and pizza you’ll wake up with the turbo sh-ts.
the name given to the activity of sh-tting really fast. especially used by disorganised people who dont have the sh-t-management gene and usually find themselves running to the bog hoping to ‘send a sausage to the seaside’ quickly because theyve got more important things to do.

also used by internet junkies who find that logging on acts like a laxative and makes them want to ‘log off’.

often used to describe the vast quant-ties of cr-p produced by the above mentioned activity.
you should have seen it mate, i had a turbosh-t and it was poking out of the pan!

ive got 30 seconds before she gets here, ill have a turbosh-t, no time to wash my hands.
when you sit down on the toilet and the gas builds up like an enigne’s turbo spooling up and then all the boost comes at once blowing your sh-t everywhere!
“the chili i ate last evening gave me the turbo sh-ts so bad it was blowing out under the toilet seat.”
a sh-t that has built up so much back pressure that it shoots out your -ss befor you sit down. and only lasts about five minuts.
i hade to sh-t so bad that it shot out my -ss like a bullit.
my sh-t was turbo gharged.
i had to take a turbosh-t so bad i allmost didnt make it.

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