turbopants
shockingly, derived from the separate english words “turbo” and “pants.” together this combination yields a description of an adorable girlfriend who can both be exquisite and elegant, yet at the same time fall out of her chair and have trouble walking from place to place.
look at that beautiful girl walking down the… oh no, are you ok there turbopants?
fast pants that go up and down really quickly
yea we went past davo’s house and turbopants was in and out in less than 10 seconds
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