turd basket


a t-rd basket is a name given to someone who is full of cr-p or someone who you know is telling a big dirty lie.
can you belive that johnny tried to tell us that cr-p, he’s such a t-rd basket!
a person who collects cr-p on other people behind their backs making themselves look like sh-t. often a small punk who has no life or personality trying to make himself look better, but instead is often hated.
wow, look at this kid running his mouth again.
yeah, what a t-rd-basket.
an alocholic drink in which a shot of jagermeister is dropped into a half pint of red bull and chugged. similar to an irish car bomb.
bartender, may i please have a round of t-rd baskets for the guys?

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