Turd Beanie


the little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a p-n-s or d-ld- after pulling out of a penetrated b-tthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. an unpleasant happening in b-tt s-x.
dude, i totally effed nikki in the b-tt last night, and when i pulled out my weiner had a t-rd beanie.

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