turd bomb
when you go up to a high up place(a tree or building)and drop a whole lotta t-rd on a p-sserby
someone just dropped a t-rd bomb on me when i walked under their tree house
when you keep a picture of a t-rd you have taken or downloaded on your phone in order to bring up when someone sitting next to you in any event or location is looking at what you are doing on your phone. it’s a shocking reminder that they should not be snooping, and they should mind their own business.
“oh that’s a picture of a sh-t i took this morning… you’ve just been t-rd bomb(ed) i thought since you where so interested in what i was doing on my phone you would be happy to know that i am also regular
1. a bomb of t-rd
2. large feces in a toilet
3. a person who is a slacker (and/or) an -sshole
1. guy_1: whoa! what’s that in the sky? a t-rd bomb?
guy_2: yes, a t-rd bomb!
2. guy_1: who the h-ll left this t-rd bomb in the toilet?!
3. guy_1: look at that t-rd bomb sitting on the bench…
guy_2: he cursed me out; he’s an -ss…t-rd bomb
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- turdcorn
the undigested remnants of whole kernels of corn found in human excrement with nothing to read in the bathroom, david idly p-ssed the time by counting t-rdcorns ….
- turdography
pictures of t-rds that the mentally r-t-rded jack off for. mrs. webb’s son, benjamin, got caught looking at t-rdography
- Turd pickle
the unwelcome sight, usually in a public restroom, of a single t-rd floating in a urine-filled toilet bowl. “don’t ever use the bathrooms at that restaurant, i’ve never seen a stall without a huge t-rd pickle in it.”
- Turtleblast
when in desperate need of a sh-t, the turtleblast is the name given to the fart where spray seeps around the edge of a sh-t-in-waiting, and is discharged as a fine mist. “i was 69’ing this girl the other day when i totally got tutleblasted in the face!” “dude that turtleblast residue stained my wall!”
- Tongue Fu Twa
the act of orally pleasuring a woman, by sticking your tongue in and out of her hole. hey, baby, how about some tongue fu twa?