Turtleblast


when in desperate need of a sh-t, the turtleblast is the name given to the fart where spray seeps around the edge of a sh-t-in-waiting, and is discharged as a fine mist.
“i was 69’ing this girl the other day when i totally got tutleblasted in the face!”

“dude that turtleblast residue stained my wall!”

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