Turd Broker
a person who sells sh-t. t-rd burgler can also be used as a dis.
who sold you this awful car? your local t-rd broker?
or
t-rd broker be sellin me all sorts of sh-t.
or
after seeing how that failed i’d say you been had by a t-rd broker. i’ve seen it a hundred times.
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- turd chomper
one who consumes feces so i walked into the stall and i found this t-rd chomper chowin down
- turdfood
this noun is used to politely describe something that someone less mannered may have called “f-ckin’ sh-t.” billy: so will you please play drums for me? carmando: man, i’d like to, but seriously, this song is t-rdfood. go get some garbage cans and a broken metronome.
- turkey chicken breast
a non-chewy object protruding from, but not limited to, a female’s chest. has a savory chikeny-turkey taste, but sometimes tastes like skittles. you can see simon cowell’s turkey chicken br–sts quite frequently.
- turkey picker
a lesbian who performs oral s-x to another woman; a carpetmuncher that girl looks like a turkey picker.
- turtail
suffering websurfer’s version of snailmail adapted to an aquatic habitat for when systems are slower than desirable for traditional e-mail. your turtail took a deep dive before resurfacing on my end.