turdfood
this noun is used to politely describe something that someone less mannered may have called “f-ckin’ sh-t.”
billy: so will you please play drums for me?
carmando: man, i’d like to, but seriously, this song is t-rdfood. go get some garbage cans and a broken metronome.
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