turd burnishing
trying to polish or perfect something that doesn’t benefit from, or is worthy of, such effort.
i spent four hours editing my latest urban dictionary entry – i’m such a t-rd burnisher.
our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our “mission statement” – we burnished that t-rd but good.
give david the newsletter / social media project – he loves t-rd burnishing, and is d-mn good at it.
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