Turd-canyon
an -sscrack so deep, so treacherous, that there is a real danger of falling in or losing one’s wallet, hat and shoes during any encounter, i.e. -n-l-s-x, getting too close to one on an up-escalator, attempting to extract a wedgie.
“yo yo yo, i be fallin into that ho’s t-rd-canyon when i poonjabi’d that b-tch last night! i still can’t find my cell!”
“momma always told me yo, ‘don’t be wif a wimmins who got a t-rd-canyon you cain’t climb out uv!’ an i shoulda listened yo!”
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