Turd Cap
a derogatory name for the military haircut know as the “high and tight”. since the haircut is very conservative it makes the wearer look like a complete t-rd, hence the name t-rd cap.
did you see private barton, he just got his t-rd cap touched up. i guess they forgot tell him they have the technology to fad your hair these days.
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- Turd holster
that thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your t-rd holster. man you got to pull over before my “t-rd holster” springs a leak. my “t-rd holster” is fully loaded.
- turd ranch
a sewage treatment plant. you sure as f-ck don’t wanna be downwind of that t-rd ranch on a hot–ss day!
- turd thirty
referring to having to take a sh-t fred: move steve, it’s t-rd thirty, i gotta do work.
- Turkeystanding
turkeystanding: a word for the many misunderstandings one experiences in conversation immediately following the consumption of the traditional thanksgiving dinner! our after thanksgiving dinner conversation was inundated with turkeystandings of every sort. none of us could figure out what the others were talking about!
- lazy lard
no life fat lazy b-st-rd who can’t be -rs-d with anything. get out off your computer you lazy lard