Turkeystanding
turkeystanding: a word for the many misunderstandings one experiences in conversation immediately following the consumption of the traditional thanksgiving dinner!
our after thanksgiving dinner conversation was inundated with turkeystandings of every sort. none of us could figure out what the others were talking about!
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