turd-dick
1.) adj. describes a person who has just completed -n-l relations with another individual, henceforth sporting a t-rd on his d-ck.
2.) noun someone who is extremely stupid, annoying, irritating, and probably so r-t-rded that he doesn’t wash the t-rds off of his own phallus after -n-l intercourse.
1. jason rode the hershey highway and now he has a t-rd- d-ck
2. i hate john. he is just such a t-rd-d-ck
1) a person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you
2) a piece of you know what (pos), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old’s with plenty of ghb and xanax in hand
1) that dude’s a t-rd-d-ck
2) mr. patterson told me if there is no gr-ss on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing t-rd-d-ck
a d-ck that looks like a t-rd
f-ck, my d-ck looks like a t-rd..
im such a t-rd d-ck
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