Turd Ferguson
a name first created in a cl-ssic sketch on sat-rday night live. the sketch was a parody of celebrity jeopardy that had will ferrell as alex trebek, jimmy fallon as third rock from the sun’s french stewart, norm mcdonald as burt reynolds, and darryl hammond as sean connery. in fact, the first definition for sean connery is a reference to this very sketch. anyway, the name was created by burt reynolds in the sketch.
alex trebek: “apparently burt reynolds has changed his name to t-rd ferguson.”
burt reynolds: “yeah, t-rd ferguson, it’s a funny name.”
… later on …
-burt reynolds buzzes in-
alex trebek: “burt reynolds?”
burt reynolds: “uh, that’s not my name.”
alex trebek: “okay, t-rd ferguson?”
burt reynolds: “yeah what do you want?”
alex trebek: “you buzzed in.”
burt reynolds: “no, i didn’t.”
alex trebek: “yes you did.”
burt reynolds: “yeah, well that’s your opinion.”
the ident-ty which burt reynolds switches to in celebrity jeapordy
“t-rd ferguson- its a funny name”
(1) a name first created in a cl-ssic sketch on sat-rday night live. the sketch was a parody of celebrity jeopardy that had will ferrell as alex trebek, jimmy fallon as third rock from the sun’s french stewart, norm mcdonald as burt reynolds, and darryl hammond as sean connery. in fact, the first definition for sean connery is a reference to this very sketch. anyway, the name was created by burt reynolds in the sketch.
alex trebek: “apparently burt reynolds has changed his name to t-rd ferguson.”
burt reynolds: “yeah, t-rd ferguson, it’s a funny name.”
… later on …
-burt reynolds buzzes in-
alex trebek: “burt reynolds?”
burt reynolds: “uh, that’s not my name.”
alex trebek: “okay, t-rd ferguson?”
burt reynolds: “yeah what do you want?”
alex trebek: “you buzzed in.”
burt reynolds: “no, i didn’t.”
alex trebek: “yes you did.”
burt reynolds: “yeah, well that’s your opinion.”
(2) rob b., mike f., bradd g., mike g., boris f.
“i can’t believe he acted like that, he was a true t-rd ferguson last night.”
noun. a term of disparagement meaning someone who treats other people poorly or otherwise acts reprehensibly.
the term originally comes from sat-rday night live’s celebrity jeopardy. norm macdonald played burt reynolds, who changed his name to “t-rd ferguson” on the podium because “it’s a funny name.”
dan stood you up? what a t-rd ferguson!
whacking off using the t-rd juice as lubricant
chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful t-rd ferguson delight
an ugly -ss person that smells really bad (like a t-rd)
what up t-rd ferguson? how are you today?
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