turd flirting
t-rd flirting occurs when you have a m-ssive dooker on-deck but you’re still trying to push out those last few, extra stinky farts. you know…the farts that have to p-ss around the t-rd log before they escape from your -n-s?
dude 1: i totally sh-t my pants yesterday. i was t-rd flirting , pushed a little too hard and rocketed a sh-t-log right into my shorts.
dude 2: b-mmer
dude 1: tell me about it…
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