turd gobbler


a piece-of-sh-t car. generally makes noise or gets poor gas milage.
“you goin’ out tonight?”

“yeah, dave’s comin’ to get me in the t-rd gobbler.”
a person or place that exemplifies the consumption of t-rds and related excrement
alicia and anji wanted to meet us at t-rdgobblers village, but we wanted to avoid the horrible stench and vulgarity of the place.
a person who enjoys a relationship involving scat.
“man i met this chick who was really fine but when i brought her back to my apartment, i found out she was a complete t-rd gobbler! she tried to lick out my -n-s!”

“i hope n-body notices me gobbling these t-rds. if the truth gets out i’ll be seen as a complete t-rd gobbler”

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