turd inspector
accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.
my girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have s-x. she plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the t-rd inspector ?!
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