turd merchant


someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullsh-t. sells t-rds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.
“claus is such a t-rd merchant that he is trying to convince mdub that robyn is finer than lindsey; bullsh-t !”
a h-m-s-xual; a gentleman who deals with the t-rd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.
there’s philip moody, he’s a right t-rd merchant!

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