Turd Muffin


a t-rd m-ffin is the act of being, stupid, commonly reffered to as dumb, r-t-rded.
dude, stop being a t-rd m-ffin.
a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. comes from the words t-rd and m-ffin.
“geez man your such an -ss” “oh yea well um… um… your a t-rdm-ffin!”
the act of and or the being of an annoying person, and/or the act of pursuing a dead joke, or continuing a joke that is commonly known as being not funny.
ex: my friend(we’ll call him drew)drew, is being a ever so fricken t-rd m-ffin.

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