Turd Pants
noun; synonyms: t-rd shorts and t-rd trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the united states, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type
friend 1: “wow dude! your dad is a real t-rd pants!!”
friend 2: “i know man…i just can’t believe he worked for nascar”
friend 1: “yeah a t-rd pants like him prolly gets alot of -ss haha!”
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