turtletext
to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.
yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.
when the most incredible woman you have ever met in your life finally opens up and sends the most amazing text or e-mail, but immediately retreats back into her sh-ll never to be seen or heard from again.
patti broke my heart when she sent me a turtle text and severed all contact right after hitting send.
synonymous for s-xting. when two people cannot be together on a webcam or in person and resort to sending dirty messages through texting. can be an adjective or noun.
i wish i could be there with you, but since i can’t, wanna turtletext? 😉
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