turd polish
to spin, embellish, spin, puff, enhance, enrich, exaggerate, gild and generally lie like a motherf-cker about something to make it seem better and more desirable than it really is
you: “man, you should have seen the girl i f-cked last night. she was smokin’ hot and craving my johnson juice.”
me: “what a load of t-rd polish -sswipe. i did see her. what a toothless sk-nk wh-r-.”
you: “well, you can’t have everything.”
me: “well, i guess it is better than nothing. what’s her number?”
conventional wisdom:
“you can polish a t-rd, but it’s still a piece of sh-t.”
t-rd polish the act of applying nice things to somthing that is a peice of cr-p in order to hide the fact it is a t-rd
tom bought a cr-ppy car so puts {t-rd polish} spinners on it.
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