Turd Rodeo


when your kid p–ps in the tub while bathing with his/her siblings. you have to get everyone out, wrangle the t-rd, scrub the tub, re-bathe everyone.
this isn’t my first t-rd rodeo. i got three kids out of the tub, wrangled the t-rd, scrubbed the tub, re-bathed everyone in under two minutes.

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