turd-scissors
a pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.
i was at my boyfriends’ house last night and took a giant cr-p. fortunately, i found a pair of t-rd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.
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